Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Charles Manson, Roman Polanski, Hugh Hefner and Macbeth

If Macbeth is a cursed play, then Roman Polanski and Hugh Hefner didn't help things.

Pictured here is film director, Roman Polanski posing in front of his door with the word "PIG" painted in blood. Polanski's wife and friends were killed in the name of Charles Manson . . . and then came Macbeth and Playboy.

Cliff’s notes for the inappropriate

As promised, I have an inappropriate plot summary of the entire play of Macbeth ready for you to download. However, I am restraining it for the safety of the general public. If you would like to hear it, send me an email. ripbooks@gmail.com

Act III Scene 1 coming soon. . .

Monday, October 10, 2005

God is Angry

Macbeth Act II Scene 4

Poor old man doesn't even get a name.

If we viewed the world the way people in Shakespeare's day did, then we would believe that natural disasters were evidence of God's anger. We must have been behaving very badly lately.

In this scene, Ross and the Old Man discuss strange natural events since Duncan's murder.

Monday, August 29, 2005

regicide with a hangover

Macbeth Act II Scene 3

Can we get a mop backstage. The blood is everywhere. This is scene opens with the famous Porter. A drunk guy whines about his erectile dysfunction.

Getting LAID with English

Nasty as a Gorgon

Lady Macbeth is Eve

Music from the title track of the new New Pornographers album, TWIN CINEMA.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

finger painting with blood for fame and profit

Macbeth Act II Scene 2

He did it. Macbeth has murdered the king, and Lady Macbeth begins to feel a little regret that she didn't get in on some of the action. She's able to get her hands bloody though.

Closing tune: "Matter of Degrees" by The Makers

Lady Macbeth's Canned Courage
Lady Macbeth's Electra Complex
Hangman's Hands
Ocular Enucleation vs. Ocular Evisceration

Saturday, August 13, 2005

easy on the psychedelics macbeth

Macbeth Act II Scene 1

Should you find yourself tripping out, seeing imaginary floating weapons, and identifying with an infamous rapist, do yourself a favor: don't make any life changing decisions . . . like murdering your boss.

Tsunami says: "Dude thanks lods im suposed to read a scene for my homework each week. there realy saven my ass. thanks."

You got it man.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

screw your courage

Macbeth Act I Scene 7

Let Macbeth's castration begin. Lady Macbeth shows us that she loves crushing spherical objects including baby heads.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

dumb guest meets evil hostess

Macbeth Act I Scene 6

Duncan has the instincts of a turd, happily breathing in the air that "nimbly and sweetly recommends itself." This is how he feels about walking toward his violent death. Moron.

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